Saw a big thing on twitter about this and now I’m worried that i’m some unhygienic monster. I’d like this to be an innocent thread and not the weird clusterfuck it is on twitter, but who knows.
Poll is anonymous
Yes
No maybe just the top half
No just stand there and let the shower do the work
Not soap. Original source shower gel. With a scrunchy puffball thingy.
Yeah, all over.
After shampooing the mop at the top with own-brand ‘head & shoulders’ (occasionally with a quick second go, if I think there’s a bit of a build up of the ol’ matt clay that needs seeing off).
Yes, I recall @NoahVale was a leg washer and earned marks from @anon32406580 as a result.
I wash my pits and my bits with soap but let the shampoo and the run off clean the rest of me. I am not particularly smelly though. I wear all-cotton socks so my feet don’t stink really hence a firm washing isn’t necessary.