Do you want to go to the moon with a Japanese billionaire?

asking for a friend

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I’d probably just rather go with a pal

that’s what Space Force were for I guess. and we mocked it :frowning:

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They never did arrest Alien from the movie Alien tbf.

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Money is useless on the moon so what I do is I pack loads of arbitrary rocks and then I declare them currency on the moon

Thus I am the richest of the moon and I can boss the billionaire around

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More like… A Lie (N).

:exploding_head: :alien:

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It’s actually an anagram of the name of ‘Alien’ : A Neil!

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Hopefully pogoing on the moon like Scrooge McDuck is as fun as I’ve been led to believe

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“Last year, he also launched a documentary search for a new girlfriend to join him on the trip, before cancelling due to “mixed feelings”.”

yeah maybe not

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not really but haven’t got much else to do at the moment so go on then

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Taken from the application form

Look what you get when you send in your application

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If his first stunt was that he was looking for a girlfriend, and the fact that you have to submit a photo…
I suspect some shenanigans.

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Now someone please submit the Balonz balloon as a candidate so we can see it in a spacesuit :grinning:

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:joy::rofl:
Fucking brilliant.
Nice work mate :+1:

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Not for me, absolute death trap. Not worth it

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:alien::+1:

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