#55

[quote=ā€œLo-Pan, post:53, topic:26593, full:trueā€]
iā€™m a twat [/quote]

PCBE

Well that didnā€™t work

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#56

Think you have to hand in your Scots card

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#57

shakes fist

#58

Learn toast.

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#59

Where are the non-toaster quentins cooking their potato waffles when they come home steaming?

#60

pffft toasters are for amateurs :wink:

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#61

Donā€™t have a microwave, but in retrospect it might have been handy with a child. Maybe should have got a combi oven or something.

Kettle and toaster match though. :kissing_smiling_eyes::ok_hand:

#62

Have neither microwave nor toaster

I guess the kettle matches itself?

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#63

Youā€™re not supposed to cook them you know.

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#64

ā€˜What do you want for breakfast?ā€™
ā€˜Toast, pleaseā€™
ā€˜Help yourself, the griddle panā€™s in the cupboardā€™
ā€˜Pardon me?ā€™

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#65

ā€œCouldnā€™t eat a whole one!ā€

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#66

I would have done but I was on holiday jezza

#67

Holidaying from veganism amirite!!!

#68

Exactly. Iā€™d happily live with limescale as long as I canā€™t see it!

#69

Iā€™m a UK Vegan god dammit!

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#70

Thatā€™s either a really tiny microwave or a really massive toaster

#71

Going to play the Foreigner Card ā„¢ here. I obvs use a toaster when Iā€™m in the UK or otherplaces where the bread quality demands it. Just not a thing that everyone has over here, and the bread doesnā€™t really need to be toasted so.

#72

My brain is repeating this over and over in Matt Berryā€™s voice.

#73

anyone own a ā€œtoaster ovenā€ ?

The yanks all seem to have them if TVs and Movies arenā€™t lying to me

but then they donā€™t really have grills like we do - a grill seems mean a flame grill / BBQ (I think) and they talk about Broilers which are a bit like grills (I think)

#74

They have grills but thatā€™s a broil
and a grill is like a griddle I think

Toaster ovens are mini ovens that also do toast

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