Don’t have a microwave, but in retrospect it might have been handy with a child. Maybe should have got a combi oven or something.

Kettle and toaster match though. :kissing_smiling_eyes::ok_hand:

Have neither microwave nor toaster

I guess the kettle matches itself?

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You’re not supposed to cook them you know.

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‘What do you want for breakfast?’
‘Toast, please’
‘Help yourself, the griddle pan’s in the cupboard’
‘Pardon me?’

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“Couldn’t eat a whole one!”

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I would have done but I was on holiday jezza

Holidaying from veganism amirite!!!

Exactly. I’d happily live with limescale as long as I can’t see it!

I’m a UK Vegan god dammit!

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That’s either a really tiny microwave or a really massive toaster

Going to play the Foreigner Card ™ here. I obvs use a toaster when I’m in the UK or otherplaces where the bread quality demands it. Just not a thing that everyone has over here, and the bread doesn’t really need to be toasted so.

My brain is repeating this over and over in Matt Berry’s voice.

anyone own a “toaster oven” ?

The yanks all seem to have them if TVs and Movies aren’t lying to me

but then they don’t really have grills like we do - a grill seems mean a flame grill / BBQ (I think) and they talk about Broilers which are a bit like grills (I think)

They have grills but that’s a broil
and a grill is like a griddle I think

Toaster ovens are mini ovens that also do toast

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Why are Americans like this

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cause they’re annoying as shit

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Guys I’ve got two kettles

:sunglasses:

Do you ever race them?

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…surely any more than once is madness.

I thought you could boil water on your hob in 10 seconds or something. Surely they’re redundant??

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