My microwave is in a cupboard anyway No one can see it And WHO CARES
Builders left FOUR small half used bottles of milk in my fridge. MY FRIDGE We are a milk free household!! Take your stonking milk with you
Longlife UHT stuff?
I’m surprised you didn’t tell them you were vegan within 30 seconds of them being in your abode.
The UK is fucked.
Sink it and start again.
Always assumed that floaty limescale was a thing in every kettle, just that you can only see it in a glass one
My kettle and microwave do not match. I do not have a toaster.
Not sure what you toasterless bunch are playing at
“Does the kettle match the toaster, if you know what I mean?”
I’m assuming they’re gluten intolerant. There’s no other rational explanation.
i toast on my cast iron griddle pan cos i’m a twat
[quote=“Lo-Pan, post:53, topic:26593, full:true”] i’m a twat [/quote]
PCBE
Well that didn’t work
Think you have to hand in your Scots card
shakes fist
Learn toast.
Where are the non-toaster quentins cooking their potato waffles when they come home steaming?
pffft toasters are for amateurs
