Did have to have the old balls looked at when I was 13 and I can confirm I was absolutely mortified by both male and female medical inspections of them.

I went to get a routine STD checkup a couple of years back and the lady nurse, after shoving some test stick up the pipe (not pleasant) started fondling my balls with no word of a warning. I shot right out of my chair. Took me a split second to realise that she was checking for bumps and not getting frisky. The remainder of that ball check was in a very awkward silance while I was blushing beetroot-colour.

That said… No preference, really.

You’ve been watching too many of those videos…

They should definitely warn you before they start rolling the boys around!

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find women easier to talk to generally

Really couldn’t care less. They’re trained medical professionals, there’s nothing they haven’t heard before and they might as well be genderless automata for all I care.

Once had the weird experience of a young doctor seemingly being more embarrassed to talk about poo than I was. Then tried to make it seem like I was the one getting embarrassed, when it’s literally one of my favourite topics of conversation.

religious beliefs?

Female nurse is there to corroborate any complaints of abuse. I suppose having two men in the room with the patient might not be as reassuring.

I’ve had a woman swag inside my urethra and a man stick a finger in my anus for medical reasons and neither were pleasant.

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Ant, you’ve peaked this thread already. Ahm oot.

Really really can’t stand the thought of anything going in my penis pipe

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Don’t whatever you do click on this link then

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@Jeremys_Iron as an emeritus Chlamydia Lead, I feel this is on you to address.

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It said I could hide the preview.

God this is worse than thewarn’s extra winter thing.

You will literally never live this down.

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I know.

I’m cancelling my ticket to Cambridge as we speak.

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Hope you do jazzballet. They’re massively important and can avoid the need for far more invasive or scary procedures. Your smear will probably be just one amongst several the nurse does that day, so no need to be embarrassed.

The relief of knowing you’ve been screened should outweigh any embarassment you still feel. Go for it!

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WHAT
Book it in right now missy! How old are you?
This is v v v v important and I can promise you it is nowhere near as bad or embarrassing as you think its going to be. I had my second one 2 weeks ago and was pretty nervous but it was over and done with in about 2 seconds.

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