Does it matter? POLLS

Grammar

  • It does, of course, matter
  • Wh,o gi’ves a fu.ck p;a:l!

0 voters

Chat allowed, polls required.

Eating well

  • Clean eating clean living
  • Pump those E numbers into my clogged veins

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Not only doesn’t matter but completely fluid, so whichever bit of grammar you’ve chosen is really important is utterly arbitrary, cheers.

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Pocket full of cheese

  • Garden full of trees
  • IT DOESNT MATTER!

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Grammar pedants should be forced to speak in Shakespeare’s tongue

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Obviously doesn’t matter in any sane, reasonable sense, but people using “draw” when they mean “drawer” is going to continue to boil my piss until the day I die.

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The number of people who were shot dead in duels as a result of this misunderstanding is staggering.

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anyone who corrects anyone elses grammar or spelling should be in a work camp

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What is mind?
Doesn’t matter
What is matter?
Never mind

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I went on a training cous

This posted, did it?

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Being on time

  • I’m not always there when you call
  • I’m always on time (it matters)

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I’m not always on time, I’m always early.

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We have a German friend who told us she had to “take a curse” at the Catholic church before getting married, and we thought it was a mistranslation of “oath” but it turns out it was actually a mispronunciation of “course”.

Those zany Germans!

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Have become properly intolerant of lateness recently. Hate it. Hate. It.

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ah hate grandma natzis

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get paid to do it, suck on that

edit: paid to be a grammar pedant if that was unclear

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Often late, don’t mind others being late. Live and let liiiive

(I have gotten (got?) a lot better in the last 5 years tho)

delicious ironing

My one true bugbear tbh. I’d rather be an hour early than 5 minutes late.

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most of my posts have errors in, if questioned I would pretend they are part of the ‘character’ I play on here, much like popular twitter user dril