#52

u have a gym? :astonished:

#53

Not enough parking spaces for everyone who would like to use them (it’s a big site) and the highlight of my day is the emails from security that go round the whole site saying “could the owner of the white BMW reg TW4T F8S move their car IMMEDIATELY because you’re blocking in 7 cars somehow”.

It’s genuinely 45% BMWs, 45% Audis, 10% other, too.

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#55

An incredibly vague/non descript Company Mission

  • What?
  • Yeah!
  • Nope!

0 voters

#56

Half of the toilets are paper towels, half Dyson Airblades.

I make a point, no matter how desperate I am, to never go in an Airblade toilet because that wonky faced Brexit fuckface can fucking do one. Cunt.

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#57

We have a gym. Need it to work off all the free lunches.

#59

Must be a fucking nightmare to angle your arse properly over one of those.

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#60

You know they’re not actually toilets, right?

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#61

COMPANY DOG/CAT/PET

  • No :sob:
  • YES :cat::dog:

0 voters

#62

Sake.

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#63

The toilet is still the room with the sink and stupid fucking Airblade.

#64

Closest we’ve got is the internal social networking pets group where people post photos. Someone got goats the other week and it made my month.

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#67

They’re American, it’s different.

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#68

Team huddles

  • TEAM WORM MAKES THE DREAM-WORK! :smile::+1:
  • There is no I in Team Meeting. :angry::-1:

0 voters

#70

DRESS DOWN FRIDAY

  • It’s how I express myself
  • Wear what I want when I want M8
  • Uniform at all times

0 voters

#72

Yeah, never been in it but it’s pretty basic I think

#75

@AQOS potw this has done me

#76

So much of this in one of my old jobs, wt actual f

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#77
  • Have individual office phones
  • Skype only

0 voters

#78

The former but being phased out for the latter. Can’t remember how to log into my real phone now

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#79

We had a consultant come in few years ago and when they interviewed staff literally no one could remember what it was (including me).

The top bosses got their revenge by making us come up with a new one (can’t remember that one, either).