Dog / Human Species Scenario Preferences (Poll Thread)

You find a poo on your doorstep

  • Better if a dog did it
  • Better if a human did it
  • Depends

0 voters

Comes running up to you, then lies down on its back

  • Better if a dog did it
  • Better if a human did it
  • Depends

0 voters

Does your tax return for you

  • Better if a dog did it
  • Better if a human did it
  • Depends

0 voters

Votes in a General Election

  • Better if a dog did it
  • Better if a human did it
  • Depends

0 voters

Do your think the poo of a meat eater is suitable for vegetarians?

I don’t think anyone should eat poo

Question open to everyone whose username isn’t a proper noun.

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Fucking prude

You’re a proper noun

Goes to space

  • Better if a dog did it
  • Better if a human did it
  • Depends

0 voters

Dung beetles want a word

Jazz ensemble at Cafe Oto

  • Better if a dog did it
  • Better if a human did it
  • Depends

0 voters

Licked its own genitalia in front of you

  • Better if a dog did it
  • Better if a human did it
  • Depends

0 voters

Returned a ball you’d thrown away

  • Better if a dog did it
  • Better if a human did it
  • Depends

0 voters

Spots you during weight training at the gym

  • Better if a dog did it
  • Better if a human did it
  • Depends

0 voters

Runs onto a sports pitch naked in the middle of the game

  • Better if a dog did it
  • Better if a human did it
  • Depends

0 voters

Sits down when you tell it to sit down

  • Better if a dog did it
  • Better if a human did it
  • Depends

0 voters

Wears dog tags

  • Better if a dog did it
  • Better if a human did it
  • Depends

0 voters

Is called Duncan

  • Better if a dog has the name
  • Better if a human has the name
  • Depends

0 voters