#42

It’s not just piles of shit either - they’re collosal piles. There’s only one colossal dog the size of a horse on our road so it’s definitely him too. Probably.

#43

I’ve got an issue with people vomming near my flat. Seems to always be a big puddle of sick somewhere on a Monday morning.

My mum is part of a facebook group for their area but she doesn’t have facebook and has made up a ridiculous porn star style name for her fake facebook account. Should I be worried about her catfishing someone?
she uses it to keep on top of red stripe can man who dumps a load of cans behind the postbox.

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#44

If any of it is white it might be coming through some sort of time portal?

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#45

I will say I think if I did have a dog I wouldn’t pick up its poo as it is such an undignified act. I am a bad person though, and for that reason don’t own a dog, so that’s fine

#46

Classic Monty

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#47

as a parent you should really start feeding and housing all children

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#48

Seems unlikely that one dog could create so much poo within such a small amount of time and yet on such a regular basis

#49

If I saw them just abandoned in the street I absolutely would!

#50

would you though? all of them?!

#51

all of the ones I came across abandoned in the street, yes, yes I would

#52

Ben Fogle does this, so…does that make it the right thing to do?

#53

There’s a guy on my street who does this and it seems to have stopped it. Guess it’s shamed the whoever was doing it into picking it up by drawing attention to it.

Used to live on a street in Burnage that was an absolute state for dog shit. Sometimes used to be on our drive, wtf! Like you say, it’s horrible to have to look out for it when kids are playing.

#54

I’ve had words with the offenders on multiple occasions, now they try and get here earlier than they used to. It really grinds my gears.

#55

My Granddad Jack (who was my great-granddad rather than my Granddad and who’s name wasn’t actually Jack) always used to say to me “Don’t throw any dog poo around” when I went out to play football on the grass bit near his house and it was a really unnecessary thing to say.

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#56

There’s a dog we know whose nickname is three-shit Heather, on account of the fact that whenever she goes out she will, without fail, take exactly three shits.

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#57

She sounds great!

#58

Also:

#59

We got into a cab once in italy and there was the most disgusting shit smell and everyone started heaving a bit and my dad had a huge go at my brother cause he thought he’d farted or something
But it wasn’t until we got out the car that my dad had actually stepped in a huge long dog poo and it was curled over the top of his shoe

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#60

I’ll like it.

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#61

Thanks Stephen.

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