#46

Classic Monty

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#47

as a parent you should really start feeding and housing all children

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#48

Seems unlikely that one dog could create so much poo within such a small amount of time and yet on such a regular basis

#49

If I saw them just abandoned in the street I absolutely would!

#50

would you though? all of them?!

#51

all of the ones I came across abandoned in the street, yes, yes I would

#52

Ben Fogle does this, so…does that make it the right thing to do?

#53

There’s a guy on my street who does this and it seems to have stopped it. Guess it’s shamed the whoever was doing it into picking it up by drawing attention to it.

Used to live on a street in Burnage that was an absolute state for dog shit. Sometimes used to be on our drive, wtf! Like you say, it’s horrible to have to look out for it when kids are playing.

#54

I’ve had words with the offenders on multiple occasions, now they try and get here earlier than they used to. It really grinds my gears.

#55

My Granddad Jack (who was my great-granddad rather than my Granddad and who’s name wasn’t actually Jack) always used to say to me “Don’t throw any dog poo around” when I went out to play football on the grass bit near his house and it was a really unnecessary thing to say.

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#56

There’s a dog we know whose nickname is three-shit Heather, on account of the fact that whenever she goes out she will, without fail, take exactly three shits.

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#57

She sounds great!

#58

Also:

#59

We got into a cab once in italy and there was the most disgusting shit smell and everyone started heaving a bit and my dad had a huge go at my brother cause he thought he’d farted or something
But it wasn’t until we got out the car that my dad had actually stepped in a huge long dog poo and it was curled over the top of his shoe

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#60

I’ll like it.

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#61

Thanks Stephen.

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#62

I am also passionately against dog poo. I am not a ukiper. We have a similar issue in our village. Drives a lot of people nuts. Most people are responsible but a few clearly couldn’t give a fuck. Posts on the community facebook group usually amount to people just saying “oh another post about dog poo” it’s almost as if it’s accepted in some way as happening whether it’s illegal and unhealthy or not.

#63

I have nothing useful to contribute to this thread but here’s a dog poo anecdote. My friend told me about her friend who used to take an old handbag with her when walking the dog, to put the poo bags in. One day she got mugged, and the mugger took the bag of dog poo :rofl:

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#64

Ooh, reminds me of a friend of mine who, not able to find a dog poo pin while walking the dog, brought her little bag of poo home with her and just as she was letting herself into her flat, the postman came up behind her, gave her a fright, to which she instinctively swung round and let him have a bag of poo to the face.

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#65

If the same dog is pooing on the same route every day though, if there’s no rain to wash it away that stuff hangs around for weeks.