What do you call doing a wee?
Not like stupid over-the-top terms like ‘painting the porcelain with the pink pistol’ or something, just your actual term for “I am going for a wee now”.
I am going for a wee
I am going for a piss
I am going to ‘do’ a wee
I am going to ‘do’ a piss
I am going to ‘take’ a piss
One of the above with ‘slash’ (elaborate)
One of the above with ‘wazz’ (elaborate)
One of the above with ‘whizz’ (elaborate)
Tinkle
Other (elaborate)
I do not inform people of my toilet habits
Normally don’t say anything.
If I have to: “I’m going to the loo”.
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Bamnan
28 November 2018 10:55
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“Use the toilet” is my go to phrase.
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rich-t
28 November 2018 10:56
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Going for a pat cash
Or going for a wee wee, because I’m a child.
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lwt
28 November 2018 10:56
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‘To the toilet’. let them guess
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Bamnan
28 November 2018 10:57
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love the use of “nip” in this context, makes it seem so frivolous. Also “pop”.
Much better than “I am going to pop in the toilet”.
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Other: ‘Nip to the loo’ or ‘need a pee’
Also curious about what is elaborate about having a wazz?
Bamnan
28 November 2018 10:59
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drain the python.
Once knew a guy who called it that thinking he was cool
(elaborate) in brackets was asking the pollee to elaborate (verb) rather than saying that they are elaborate (adjective).
Bamnan
28 November 2018 10:59
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was he trying to insinuate that he had a big dick?
Probably something to do with the small tongue sticking out of the end.
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Bamnan
28 November 2018 11:00
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love to see a weird picture of a dick snake with a big tongue now, like some kind of iron maiden cover.
Depends who I’m with. Often ‘going for a piss’ but I’ll say ‘I’m going to the toilet’ in more polite company