Doing a wee

What do you call doing a wee?

Not like stupid over-the-top terms like ‘painting the porcelain with the pink pistol’ or something, just your actual term for “I am going for a wee now”.

  • I am going for a wee
  • I am going for a piss
  • I am going to ‘do’ a wee
  • I am going to ‘do’ a piss
  • I am going to ‘take’ a piss
  • One of the above with ‘slash’ (elaborate)
  • One of the above with ‘wazz’ (elaborate)
  • One of the above with ‘whizz’ (elaborate)
  • Tinkle
  • Other (elaborate)
  • I do not inform people of my toilet habits

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Normally don’t say anything.

If I have to: “I’m going to the loo”.

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I’m going for a widdle.

“Use the toilet” is my go to phrase.

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:left_speech_bubble: just have to nip to the toilet - ma0sm

Going for a pat cash

Or going for a wee wee, because I’m a child.

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‘To the toilet’. let them guess

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love the use of “nip” in this context, makes it seem so frivolous. Also “pop”.

geoff hurst

Much better than “I am going to pop in the toilet”.

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Other: ‘Nip to the loo’ or ‘need a pee’

Also curious about what is elaborate about having a wazz?

drain the python.

Once knew a guy who called it that thinking he was cool

wet the lettuce

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(elaborate) in brackets was asking the pollee to elaborate (verb) rather than saying that they are elaborate (adjective).

was he trying to insinuate that he had a big dick?

Probably something to do with the small tongue sticking out of the end.

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love to see a weird picture of a dick snake with a big tongue now, like some kind of iron maiden cover.

  • I’m going to the whizz palace

  • I’m going to empty my dick

  • Other/nothing if more formal setting

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Depends who I’m with. Often ‘going for a piss’ but I’ll say ‘I’m going to the toilet’ in more polite company