"Dear Sir or Madam,
I hope you are well?
[rest of email]"
"Dear Sir or Madam,
I hope you are well?
[rest of email]"
Ha ha ha
I got a work message at 4:27am today. It said “Hi Alex”. That was it. No follow up to tell me what it was about so that I could look at it during office hours. At least someone got my name right for once.
Someone accidentally pressed the call button on a Teams team chat earlier, hilarity.