To fuck with your brain, man.

best post today

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What do horses but a 15-hand emotion?

(Horses are traditionally measured in hands. The average height of a horse is 15.2 hands)

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reading some of these makes me think I’m pretty lucky. The tv always says she’s hard work to live with but we split the household chores pretty evenly and everything seems to work out well. she never replaces bin bags though, so many times I’ve thrown egg shells or tea bags into the food bin and looked to see that there’s been no bag there.

it does not make me miss house sharing at all, the flat that we were in before we moved into our own place was hell on Earth, shared with four other people. I remember watching my flat mate, whose parents happened to own the flat, attempting to pour olive oil into a pot whilst talking to me and completely missing it and pouring it all the stove/worktop. i went into the the kitchen later on in the evening and it was still there and has dripped down to form a puddle on the floor which his kitten had stepped in and trailed around the flat.

his girlfriend was Italian and went through a phase of teaching him how to make pizzas from scratch but they were always so stoned/medicated when they did it that they never cleaned up afterwards, semolina flour everywhere. I fucking hated that flat, it was such about shame as it was a beautiful old tenement flat but was always absolutely disgusting.

with you on this, will happily put a wash on and hang up the wet stuff but get an overwhelming sense of fear about putting away the dry stuff

I asked Mrs CCB what her main grievance is, and it’s something that I admit I still do.

We both put stuff (paperwork, clothes, children’s toys) on the stairs. Mrs CCB’s understanding is that if something is on the stairs, the next person to go up the stairs picks it up and puts it away. However, I’m utterly blind to this and so I’ll just walk past it. She’s gone past the stage of being annoyed and is now just patronisingly fond of my uselessness.

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If he uses the last of the loo roll, he just leaves it on the side rather than putting it in the bin. This is despite the bin in one of the bathrooms being within arms reach of the khazi.

Doesn’t really do any cleaning, other than running the hoover round once a month then makes a massive song and dance about it.

Puts used tissues in the recycling rather than the general waste bin.

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Who’s winning here? By winning I mean doing less work.

  • Person A: laundry, clean bathroom, water plants, 25% cooking
  • Person B: clean kitchen, dishwasher, bins, 75% cooking

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One of the most unforgivable domestic crimes imo is when I get into bed after her and she’s there all tucked up with the fucking buttons-end of the duvet at the head end of the bed. Insensed.

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I’m sitting in bed eating biscuits and I’m getting crumbs eeeverrrrryyyywhere.

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All this talk of chores and no mention of dusting. Is that cos we’ve all sacked it off…?

If you have the telly on don’t have a video or whatever playing on your phone with the sound coming out the phone speakers as well pick one and stick to it

Generally less noise pls cause sometimes I gots to do work / attempt to do something like work pls thnx

Yeah, neither of us do that to be honest.

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Enjoy your pre rinsed plates at Reading

(Didn’t check if this has been shotgunned)

If the surface is big enough I’ll just get the Hoover on it, if it’s not then it’s not worth it

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MrS puts things on top of the dishwasher. not if he’s stacking after a meal but if it;s just a few plates and cups he’ll leave on top. Irks me no end.

Also won’t/doesn’t make the bed or open any curtains in the morning so i have to go round and do all of them.

Think i do 95% of the chores - he takes out the bins, stacks the dishwasher, takes the cars to get cleaned. I do everything else…need a cleaner quick

Ditto everything in this post

Not sure what’s more irking, when he dumps stuff on the counter next to the dishwasher or when I open it and get faced with a monstrosity like I posted above

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I have drawers, but no wardrobe. The pile of clean clothes has sort of become a feature in itself now.

Clive is the same. Empty loo roll will sit there. Won’t be replaced until HE needs it. Mostly I put the empty one in the recycling bin and put a new one on.

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Tonight’s grievance is pausing the TV to get the eight o’clock news on the radio - without giving me any warning or choice about it. And I’m the bad guy for saying he should put his earphones in to do it.