Which one of these is Tyler Durden

This is also my main beef with my housemate

Not a massive deal in the grand scheme tbh

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One housemate is great
Other housemate literally does nothing to help out - doesn’t cook that often so never cleans the kitchen (done it once? since I’ve lived here(
shaves straight onto the floor (just wtf? Literally incomprehensible behaviour) and again has cleaned the bathroom maybe three times in total
Leaves food to rot and smell up the place
I also just don’t really get on with him that well

I’m moving out soon with housemate one

Just as I get to a point of actual pissed off it’s suddenly the next morn and I’ve fallen asleep so it’s no biggie until the next time.

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I feel bad texting him every night to turn it down (cba to get up) so I ration it out sometimes eg if I know I’ve got a busy day the next day I cash in

He should prob just have it lower tbh

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P much only text if there’s people round because actual voices really carry. Think if I texted over a tv volume I’d definitely feel a fool.

I like to think I’m an important big man with a big serious life and I need sleep though

Edit: he watches on his computer which is connected to his speakers so it’s incredibly loud and he watches robot wars so it sounds like an actual war

can’t think of any really.

my laptop kept sporadically losing the wi-fi connection and now that it’s stable, I don’t really feel like being on the laptop anymore

ffs

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But do you spin your duvet round all the time? Otherwise surely the buttons stay at the bottom?

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In an alarming twist my local supermarket have had to move the eggs, due to it now being Easter obviously and the space is required for the Easter Eggs.

They have only gone and moved the eggs into one of the fridges.

I don’t know what to think.

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Same here, Balzy. Dry washing and no mouldy corners of the room. It’s great.

i don’t spin it round Theo, i don’t.

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Leaving pans of food out overnight and making the kitchen smell bad.

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THEY LAST FOR WEEKS

My last housemate would trim his public hair over the toilet AND NOT FLUSH OR WIPE IT AWAY
so you’d go to the loo and wow bush city

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fucking hell. not having this guys. Person B has to clean the kitchen and do the dishwasher EVERY DAY. And the bins??? WE LIVE ON THE THIRD FLOOR AND HAVE A BABY WHO SHITS AND PISSES INTO NAPPIES. Person A cleans the bathroom less than once a week on average and does 1-2 loads of laundry a week. TAKE ME TO THE THINGS THAT MAJORLY IRK YOU THREAD

Kitchen and dishwasher are the easiest jobs, AND dodges laundry. This is a no brainer.

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fucking hell you prick this is not a “what are your favourite chores” poll. you cunt