#186

You… put her on a stand?

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#187

One of my mates once pretended to cc in the head of HR at my old company to a gargantuan email chain that would have reflected poorly on a number of us. He’d changed a lower case L to a captial i. Everyone just straight-up assumed he’d actually cc’ed her which upset him a bit.

#188

Pretty much:

  • mantelpiece
  • TV stand
  • hifi stand
  • book shelves and cases
  • desk
  • bedside table
  • dresser
  • skirting boards

Don’t do it in the kitchen or on tables

#189

Was this meant to be in the filth thread?

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#190

toilet brushes are fucking rank!!

just get some domestos down there!

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#192

I can kinda see where you’re coming from now with your hoover first dust second policy, but it appears to based on the premise that you would hoover a desk. Which just seems wrong.

#193

I’m from the ‘toilet brushes are rank but necessary’ group, but my TV is strictly against toilet brushes so we don’t have any. Stubborn skids have to be attacked with some tissue if above the surface before banging some toilet duck down to get it shifted. Annoying, especially with a toddler who due to ergonomics always leaves a skid.

#194

welcome to the future, my friend.

#195

Surprised you don’t hoover it up.

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#196

SING IT

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#198

Not sure if this is domestic (it isn’t) but in an old job there was always shit stained toilet paper in the bin near the sinks. Just flush it in the toilet you prick!

#200

Yeah in SE Asia that is fine, no shit paper in the toilet but in the UK? And you also have to take it out of your cubicle and pit it in a bin in the communal area…

#202

Almost certainly.

We had stayed in a hut in Thailand for a while and I heard my mate wretching from the shitter. He had managed to stand in the bin that was full of shitted shit paper. In once of my greatest acts of kindness I helped him clean up.

#203

So you vacuum surfaces like bookcases and windowsills? You sound like a mad man.

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#204

Just leaving litter on the kitchen counter/floor when there’s a bin right there. It’s like it becomes invisible to them as soon as it’s been used. Fucking pigs.

#205

Have you got anyone walking round in Kim Kardashian makeup?

Or it’s probably anthrax and you’re already dying a slow lingering death.

#206

I think I fought the one on the left in Morrowind.

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#207

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#208

Yep:

#209

this has outraged me

who the fuck hoovers first? utter madness.

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