Domestic tasks ranked by effort:reward ratio

I don’t really know anything about them but I have had mine for four years and I have never seen so much as a speck of frost.

ie they are bullshit

OK I’ll consult the refrigeration engineering professorship over at hukd

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not a fan of david jason tbqh

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I got a kiss because I cleaned the microwave at the weekend. MEGA POSITIVE.

There’s a creme for that

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what’s the best way to make clothes not wet

  • minky as nature intended, let time take its course
  • heated minky
  • regular mink + dehumidifier

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gods minky - ie an outside washing line

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i almost put that as an option but come tae fuck no one is drying clothes outside in the year two thousand and nineteen

There’s a pair of jeans on our line RIGHT NOW

Did it just this weekend. Gf was very excited to use our new collapsible washing basket and peg bag, which (obviously) has owls on it.

Quicker (depending on weather conditions)
Can fit more clothes on

If you could give up one household task that you’d never have to do again but would be magically done by fairies

  • Washing dishes
  • Drying dishes
  • Cleaning the countertops
  • Hoovering
  • Dusting
  • Cleaning the bathroom
  • Changing the sheets
  • Washing the car
  • Taking the rubbish out (including food bins)
  • Hanging up washing
  • Ironing

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Actually I’ll let you have two choices cause I’m generous like that

Even worse: making the bed with nonsense decorative cushions and things on.

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Don’t need two, the answer is obvious.

I might have been tempted by washing dishes but I’ve already got a magic automation means for that.

Making the bed: minimal effort, makes me instantly less stressed.

Squeegieing the shower screen: you get to make lightsabre noises when you do it and it leaves your bathroom all sparkly.

i know it’s the best and if i put that as an option everyone would have picked it but there’s like two days a year max i could actually put stuff outside without it coming back wetter than when it started

Heated minky and dehumidifier! Jeesh.

Tumble dryer

People voting for more than one option…