Let’s hear about them here
I killed the queen of England
Christ! That’s been a major news story!
Get a load of this narc
So many that I can only remember the absence of crime.
For example, last Tuesday I almost stole a carrier bag but decided not to at the last moment.
Can only asume all other days on record were crime-riddled.
Yeah the small crime of being far too sexy for society to handle.
I wouldn’t download a car but I’ve downloaded pretty much everything else
Would be particularly interested in any recent arson
Yeah I’m guilty of arson… arson’ about online!
Yeah, this is great stuff
I’d say it was community gold, I would
Please feel free to submit it to the Community Gold thread accordingly!
Oh yeah, I can do that independently - I always think I have to go through my line manager
I’ve done some major AND minor crimes over the last 18 months actually.
Got caught breaking the speed limit in June, not in any dangerous or wreckless way at all to clarify. Something many drivers do I expect - overtaking slow moving cars on a dual carriage way in the clear overtaking lane, got a bit heavy on the accelerator right through a speed camera…1 speed awareness course later though and I am a model driver
Disloyalty to the crown
I sneakily put two things together that go together - but are sold separately - when shopping and thus ended up only paying for one
This was a minor crime but it did feel like a victory
Spot of jay walking to be tbh