Done any major or minor crimes over the last 18 months?

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Shoplifting (anon)

  • Often
  • Rarely
  • Once in a blue moon
  • Never

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Is blowing up a planet a crime?

I haven’t done it, but just wondering, if I was to explode Saturn (or even one of Jupiter’s moons or a nonsense rock like Pluto) would I be charged with something?

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Weapons of mass destruction are forbidden in orbit and beyond, and the Moon, the planets, and other celestial bodies can only be used for peaceful purposes.

Good to know

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So much for the tolerant left

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scanned supermarket pastries through as bread rolls

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Fuck off, pig

Yeah I am guilty of stealing…YOUR HEART

Top tip: courgettes are marginally cheaper by weight than the cost of an individual cucumber in Lidl.

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Very hard to do when you shop online.