Here I was a few hours ago near Frankfurt (photo taken for transport-obsessed son):

Here I am now in the hellhole that is Frankfurt airport

There wasn’t much to pick from. This was the best I could find, and this woman sounds somewhat animated compared to what I was thinking of.

that definitely sounds like catalan spoken with a ‘spanish’ accent though. even basque ‘spanish’.

catalan spoken in catalunya sounds really french to me

idk.

Yeah it doesn’t have that french sound, sounds kind of like weird flat spanish emphasised in strange places.

gallego is the best obviously.

in fact, here’s my cousin speaking in broken Gallego showing off his cows