Don’t Twat About With Aardvarks
Don’t mess with snow leopards
Don’t pester parrots
Don’t fanny around with mongooses.
Don’t tamper with seahorses
Don’t irk pine martens
Don’t vex voles.
Don’t be an arse to shrews
Don’t shit with shoebills
Funk Dots? Catch Wit!
Don’t prevaricate with sea urchins.
LEAVE MY OCELOT ALONE, YOU HUSSY
Don’t hassle the hoff
Quit jiving me turkey(s)
Stop interfering with lesser spotted woodpeckers
- Remembered him from when he was in the news
- Had never seen him before
The murdery man from Don’t Fuck With Cats