White dog poo
Shrunken crisp packets
Porn mags in roadside verges
Oops, was gonna post something but it came across chippy and that wasnt my intent
Probably because you left school
Kids having a kickabout. It’s all Playstations nowadays.
I assume, anyway. I don’t know your life.
Wilko impulse purchase
You know what? I do. Fred Aldous has loads of them and I tend to go in there most weekends after a tour.
Ikea but not since they turned the car park into a test zone
Could really go a menthol and a glass of red, that was always my go-to