Doorknob

Obsolete.

It’s handle or nothing for me from here on in.

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Are you alright with a bedknob?

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No. I’m not alright with a bedknob, Balonz.

What is your favourite knob (no crudeness please)?

Doorknobs require you to touch them too much and you don’t know what the state of the hand of the last person who touched one was. #doorhandleclub

Butter

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doorknobs are art now

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Yeah, my favourite knob is “of butter”

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That would require so much grip. I don’t like it.

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Mine would be a knob that grants infinite wishes.

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you dont touch the art

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What?

I’ll do what I please

This is my issue with them.

“Oh I’ll just pop my special grippy gloves on so I can open this door by using this doorknob” - A Moron

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now you do want to touch doorknobs. ive reverse psychologised you, successfully

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I think that the best knob would be one that grants infinite wishes. Then you can wish for anything you want. Or anything else for that matter. Wouldn’t you think that is better than butter (you can wish for butter)?

More knobs please

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thewarn gets it. Infinite wishing knobs for his family and friends.

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Caught up in your wishin’ knob
Your hopes inside it
Take your love ‘n’ promises
And make them last (you can wish for butter)

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