Dr Aksac is now in session. At a loose end? Do you need a prescription for your evening? Let me know, I’ll tell you what to do.
Thank you for your service
What can I do that is like reading a really good book without having to start a new book that might not be good?
Do you know a way to train a cat to stroke my hair?
Open to other suggestions for my evening as the cat training seems intensive.
I saw something earlier today that I thought you’d like. If I was in the secret santa I’d probably get it for you
I know this is not the remit of the thread but I thought I’d let you know anyway
Should I join gusto or some shit after Christmas
You’re going to the nearest Asda for a walk about and then the closest Subway and you’ll have one of them Christmas subs. Leave M at home she’ll be fine.
Get rid of the cat.
It’s nice that every year you tease me with a gift and then ultimately don’t deliver
(I do want it)
No. As for this evening, you’re going dancing!
Apart from Subway this sounds magnificent. Love a good meander around a totally soulless supermarket (really). I could maybe take the cat there and leave him in the pet food aisle in a little how may I help you asda jacket.
Think that’s a bad advice as I nearly had a fight when I went out dancing Friday
It’s a bit I’ve been working on for a few years now
You won’t tonight, it’ll be wicked! Get your glad rags on x
Perfect! I love seeing a patient willing to go the extra mile and help themselves. Have a great time!
Hi Dr. Aksac. I’m torn between watching Microhabitat (2017), The Killing of a sacred deer (2017) and The Power of the Dog (2021) tonight. Please advise
I really liked The Killing of a sacred deer so watch that, and then watch some YouTubes of middle aged men fixing gutters. Once you’ve watch an hour, go and get a mcflurry.
Lanthimos it is. No mcflurry, but I might have some ice cream from the freezer
That’s not what I prescribed.
Can I get the mcflurry on the national health?
Don’t be so bloody stupid
i lost a stone over the last three months and appear to have put it back on over the weekend. what can be done?