This stuff is your friend

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Thank you! I’ll pick some of this up when I head into town later.

I’m willing to try anything at the minute - if someone told me that spreading Dairylea on my hands would work, I’d give it a go.

I’ve had real problems with my hands particularly over winter and because of excema can’t really have anything perfumed at all. This stuff seems to really work, but I have to apply it multiple times a day (at least ten times a day at the moment) but it is working.

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Hmm, is it possible that you’re allergic to the absence of a cat then?

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I think you’ve cracked it.

Excuse me, I’m off to buy a cat.

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Happy to help.

This is like an episode of House!

Not an actual episode of House, just … You know.

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I love this stuff. I don’t suffer from dry skin in summer but in winter I find that living on the coast, IO get windburn/ coldburn (is that a thing?)

Anyway- aveeno and even stronger that that, eucerin with urea:

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Has anyone ever had a chapped dick? I think I have a chapped dick. Is that a thing? Is penis moisturiser a thing?

I can send you some or my own penis cream but I’m not sure it’s what you are after.

No reason why yer man can’t get chapped, just like any other area of the body. I had a chapped fanny and bumhole for a while after a waxer used hotwax that was too hot.

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Aveeno is the stuff of choice for kids/babies as well - great stuff

absolute vintage oeuf here

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Yes, once.

(I actually did, the visit to the doctor was somewhat embarrassing)

Should have gone for “chapped chap”. Blew it.

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Hahaha Piss Hands!

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Only if you’re lucky…

Chap wee sore

(Stephane Chapuisat)

I think a Valentine’s noshing is now sadly out of the question.

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Bananas. Kinda sucks as I used to love bananas.