#68

Hmm, is it possible that you’re allergic to the absence of a cat then?

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#69

I think you’ve cracked it.

Excuse me, I’m off to buy a cat.

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#70

Happy to help.

#71

This is like an episode of House!

Not an actual episode of House, just … You know.

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#72

I love this stuff. I don’t suffer from dry skin in summer but in winter I find that living on the coast, IO get windburn/ coldburn (is that a thing?)

Anyway- aveeno and even stronger that that, eucerin with urea:

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#73

Has anyone ever had a chapped dick? I think I have a chapped dick. Is that a thing? Is penis moisturiser a thing?

#74

I can send you some or my own penis cream but I’m not sure it’s what you are after.

#75

No reason why yer man can’t get chapped, just like any other area of the body. I had a chapped fanny and bumhole for a while after a waxer used hotwax that was too hot.

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#76

Aveeno is the stuff of choice for kids/babies as well - great stuff

#77

absolute vintage oeuf here

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#78

Yes, once.

(I actually did, the visit to the doctor was somewhat embarrassing)

#79

Should have gone for “chapped chap”. Blew it.

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#80

Hahaha Piss Hands!

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#81

Only if you’re lucky…

#82

Chap wee sore

(Stephane Chapuisat)

#83

I think a Valentine’s noshing is now sadly out of the question.

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#84

Bananas. Kinda sucks as I used to love bananas.

#85

After a phone call with the doctor, he thinks it is in fact NOT an allergic reaction.

He reckons it’s either:
Pityriasis rosea
or
Guttate psoriasis

Appointment at 5.30pm.

Also, for fellow angry skin havers, the Lush oaty shower cream (called Oaty Dreamy Creamy or something equally shit) is one of the nicest things I’ve ever used on itchy skin.

#86

Definitely recommend Aveeno for something like that

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#87

Not sure if it’s hayfever; the disinfectant shit we’re constantly spraying on everything at work; or a mix of the two, but my nose hasn’t stopped running for the last couple of days. Bleurghhhh.