Dragon's Den Pitch

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Good evening Dragons. As you know, pitching on Dragon’s Den is one of the most intense and intimidating experiences that an entrepreneur could ever live through.

Having such a high pressure scenario to navigate will be putting off so many fantastic inventors from pitching their ideas and you may be missing out on megabucks!

As you can clearly see, I am brilliant at pitching on Dragon’s Den so I am here today to ask for £100,000 for 10% stake in my business “The Dragon’s Den Pitching Pro” - I will offer my services to pitch on this very TV show for those that lack the confidence to do so themselves, in return I will take 12% of any successful pitches as my revenue source.

Thank you for listen and I welcome any questions now.

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WHAT TIME ARE ENGLAND PLAYING

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it’s me, it’s me, it’s DDP!

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BANG!

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You’re fired

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Can I just go and talk to the wall?

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The Amstrad Emailer Phone but you can get porn on it

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Did you bring any sweeties for us, The Dragons, to taste?

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Of course I did! After all, I am '“The Dragon’s Den Pitching Pro”

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Would you be willing to partner with me, The Dragon’s Den Pitching Pro, to get this pitched and funded?

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How about a massive lair possibly in a cave with only one way in or out so that they can protect it by breathing fire out of the entrance if anyone comes

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I’ll say one thing for the guy, he loves chairs

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Have a good idea for an app me

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(Would be good if people stopped interrupting my pitch with pitches of their own…)

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What’s your 5-year plan for this venture please?

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Over 5 years I will make successful pitches on the show Dragon’s Den to you, Dragons to the value of £5,0000,000 which will convert to £6,000,000 of profit

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What evidence do you have that they’ll be successful. This all sounds very fanciful to me, and fundamentally quite arrogant.

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The evidence that it will be successful will come when YOU, the Dragon’s commit to this pitch. This is the fundamental genius of my pitch, the more money that you invest over the next five years, the more money I will make and therefore the more money YOU will make as an investor. It is a flawless system.

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I like the idea of me making money, but not the idea of you making any money. Sorry, I’m out.

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Thank you for your time