You’re NOT welcome.
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I have considered the offer and I’d be delighted to accept!
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And Tony, King of the silly geese, has secured his funding for his mobile hat washing truck, but will the Dragons be able to propel him into next phase of his financial conquest
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I don’t like your socks and for that reason I’m going to have to say that I’m out
Oh hi Dragons, I didn’t see you there! Probably because I was facing the wrong direction. No doubt this is something that’s happened to you before also. That’s why I invented “the glasses with a camera on them that then shows the camera film on the lens of your glasses so you can see it” or as we like to call it:
The Wide-on
We currently have 300 Wide-on users in the EMEA region, predominantly used in libraries and public buildings, but we plan to expand and roll out another 44,550 pairs to emergency services in the APAC region in Q4 2024. In order to meet this demand, we need a serious capital injection, and that’s where you come in.
We are offering a 4% share in the company for £6,000,000. What do you say Dragons?
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Erm… What the fuck, dude?
Aren’t you done?
Oh yeah, I’m done alright.
DONE WITH PEOPLE USING MY PITCH THREAD FOR THEIR OWN PITCHES THAT IS
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Frozen chipped potatoes for cooking in the oven. Looking for £200k from the dragons for 40% of the business. If your pitch is successful I’ll offer you 5% of the £200k as a fee, or if you’d prefer you can have 10% of the business up front regardless of whether your pitch is successful or not.
I am looking for a £1m investment in exchange for a 10% share of my future Euromillions winnings
Fuck, ok deal!
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Anyone looking for investment in chips businesses? I’ve got 35p to offer for a 0.00001% stake in the business, which I’m happy to withdraw in the form of chips
I’d like to talk to the wall, brother