Except she didn’t. She dreamed that she was in a lift with Shia LaBouef and they kept pressing the buttons and none of them worked. And there there was a cat and it was all so random.
Depends whether their subconscious regularly sees them making love to me.
it does not.
Still more exciting than, “ah well it’s nearly Friday isn’t it?”
Also I’d like to explore the lift thing - is Susan feeling stuck in life? Does she feel like the things that used to work are failing her? Does she desperately want to bone LaBouef? Enquiring minds need to know.
Heh, lovely to see you’re still fighting the good fight, zimbra_lad.
Susan made it up. She just felt under pressure to say something, she really wants to talk about her weekend plans.
Which, coincidentally, involve sawing up dead clowns and selling their meat.
Alright, you win this round. But only because I want in on this clown meat business.
I chat to my mum about her dreams quite a lot it’s a nice bit of small talk when you don’t have much else to discuss honestly
It’s like they ripped it straight from my dreams. Really want a sheepish looking King Gheedora toy now.
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Last nights dream:
I was on holiday with a load of people, including one DiSer and we were shooting a film, possibly pornography. A little later in the dream I had sex with someone wearing a Gengar onesie (not the DiSer) although this was not part of the filming.
I have such a vivid image of the place we were all staying - it was like a Frank Lloyd Wright kind of thing with lots of white and wood on the interior. Oddly it’s not the first time I’ve stayed in that place in a dream.
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I had a dream last night where I was working in a weird hotel, and also about to go on tour as the keyboard player for Europe (as in, Final Countdown Europe). For some reason @ruffers (though not ever seen) was my boss, and he gave me a skateboard (cheers!). It was all very odd, yet not unpleasant.
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Had a dream where I was at a massive music festival stage with some friends, we were way down the back and my friends were all chatting away and I was trying to get them to be quiet because I wanted to hear the music. On stage was Miley Cyrus in a black wig, but singing all Billie Eilish songs, except no one could hear her because the microphone wasn’t on the stage, it was comically far away in the middle of the crowd on a big stand. My viewpoint then shifted to a birds-eye view of the whole scenario, where I got to see Superman fly into the crowd, grab the microphone and push it back on to the stage so Miley could keep performing. That was it.
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had a good one last night - dreamt that due to some kind of political upheaval in a country i was working in, i had to show solidarity with someone who’d been arrested and that for some reason getting a really long viking/pirate beard tattoed on my chest
woke up wondering how i was going to explain this to angelina, was gutted.
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Good to see Aberfan getting the recognition it deserves, even if he’s a few months late for the anniversary
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I had an absolutely horrifying one the other week involving Mariah Carey having two gigantic, shiny, plastic-looking dicks coming out the bottom of a short red dress not dissimilar to the Alaia dress Cher Horowitz wears to that party in Clueless. These dicks were HUGE. like, inflatable snowman sized, and very girthy. There was loads of dead skin on the helmets which she kept peeling off with bits of precum on them and I was helping. She kept smiling the whole time while she was peeling.
This was all occuring in the upstairs of a country pub at 8.30pm during a pub quiz with my ex bf (who had just been really half heartedly making out with me and not seemed very interested) watching across the pub with his family and looking really grossed out.
I’ve literally never been so disgusted by a dream. What does it all mean?
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Had one last night when I was seeing the band apatt in a weird venue and a hen party came through and I had to tell them to be quiet, which they respected and just sat down and watched the show. I’m sure more happened