Ha, to be fair mine are similar.
In the one I’ve just had, we went to watch an international football match, got back to mine, and I offered her the spare bedroom. Then she came into my room, got in bed, some sex stuff occurred then we started watching an old analog telly with fuzzy reception. She had an app on her phone that could rewind analog telly.
I’d like to see old Sigmund pick the bones out of that one. Probably me pining for the past.