Dreams you've had recently


#1

Last night I dreamt that the vision you have in each eye was a representation of a different reality and the world is actually divided into the left reality and the right reality (it’s just really really hard to tell the difference and our brain does a lot of work to reconcile them but sometimes something will happen that only affects one and in this case, I had been in an accident that meant only one of my faces was injured so when I looked in the mirror I had two noses).


#2

not really the same, but it reminded me of this


#3

i cant fucking stand that guy’s voice. can’t watch any of CGP grey videos because of it.


#4

really? I find it kind of soothing


#5

the usual - plane crash nightmares where I’m either the pilot, flying impossibly close to towers, tree-lines etc., and getting everyone killed, or a passenger that somehow survives the crash.

or

family members or close friends becoming different people resulting in me being really confused and upset at it all.

A therapist would have a fucking field day.


#6

also dreamt that I could play the oboe, that me and my friends had taken power and had to defend the revolution and rally up supporters etc.


#7

I had a weird one where I was in a flat share situation, and we found out we had a new housemate. The landlord told us “don’t freak out too much about it, but he’s a prominent figure in the alt-right”.

The weirdest bit of the dream was that this new housemate was an amiable and decent enough person to all us housemates, so long as he wasn’t being a total alt-right prick. Had to invite him out with pals (this was also weird as eagle eyed readers will know that I am despised by all☆) and be all like “I know he’s a prominent member of the alt-right, but give him a chance cause he’s part of the house and everything”.

It was such a weird dream because basically fuck all happened. He didn’t even get punched or anything.


☆ wry self-deprecation here, one of the reasons why I am loved by all and sundry☆☆

☆☆ hubris here, one of the reasons I am despised by all☆


#8

actually cant even read the replies so boring haha


#9

darwinbabe, i find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad
the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had

other than that i had a dream about doing some tax returns last week. was quite shit.


#10

I dreamt last night I posted a photo of myself on DiS and in that photo I had the most majestic leg hair. It was long and golden and oh how it glistened in the moonlight.


#11

Well there was this

I have a lot of really absurd dreams. But obviously a lot of really boring ones as well.

Anyone seen that Pulp documentary, where Jarvis talks about dreaming completely mundane stuff like changing a tyre? Really funny. I think about that when I’ve wasted a good sleep just dreaming about being at work or something like that.

Edit: I’m on my phone and didn’t manage to link to the right post in that thread, sorry


#12

Keep getting that feeling I’ve dreamt fleeting moments of my life. Really disturbing and annoying.


#13

that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character


#14

Just had a dream that I was eating a toasted chicken and avocado sandwich. I think it was white bread. That was it.


#15

That mundanity reminds me of when I was working at the Royal Mail packet sorting place one Christmas, basically just sorting post (primarily Amazon boxes) by postcode from 2 in the afternoon till 10 at night (sometimes a bit longer). My routine from then would be get home, eat dinner, then go to bed and dream about the postcode bins (before waking up, and usually playing Mass Effect 3 with increasingly demented commentary to myself all morning before going to work again).

One thing I’d do often was I’d wake up, then turn over in bed because I thought that the postcode I needed to sort a particular package into was on the other side of the pillow.

I considered asking if I could get overtime pay.


#16

Oh god! I just remembered the one I had last night!

The basic premise was that I found out that the Taekwondo club I’ve gone to for over a decade was also a record label (and that this had been common knowledge to everyone but me for a long while). Basically I pitched an album I’m working on to them and they did some kind of a profit projection on it. Then I panicked because they said they wanted the album finished by the end of the month.


#17

Guys…


#18

Last night I dreamt I won £1m
Devastated when I woke up


#19

Back when I was younger and worked in Safeway I would get lucid dreams when I was ill where I scanned stuff for what felt like hours.


#20

Obviously not going to read any of these, but the idea that dreams are more boring than Listening to people’s daily life living drivel? Nah, they’re more interesting than a daily thread for sure