Are you a dribbler? I am a serial dribbler. I’ll dribble onto myself, into my food, onto the floor, you name it. Most of the time no-one notices but I’m spotted with depressing regularity. “Did you just dribble on yourself?” they will ask, pointing at a noticeable dribble stain on my shirt. “Yes” I will reply, “I have just dribbled on myself”.
The last time? Last week leaning over to view the reduced items in Asda, some just fell out of my mouth and landed on my shoes. Luckily I was alone. Alone, dribbling in Asda.