Drive sober

Or get pulled over

tac-bloody-idiot-sign

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Talk to Frank

Don’t commit the crime
and you won’t have to do the time

Drink chivas regal
Be illegal

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YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A CAR!!!

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Over the limit?
Get a minicab, innit.

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America has signs up reminding you to do up your seatbelt.

Arrive Alive etc

Driving: not even once

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On my way to a Mogwai gig

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Are you pissed?
Don’t drive, I insist!

Apparently this is a real thing in the US, as in it’s very common for people not to fasten them despite being the law. I remember an episode of 99% Invisible about the car industry touching upon it.

This isn’t a particularly interesting reply, but I thought it, so I typed it out.

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Hey Bobblehead!

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Be a "catch a lift"er
If you’re having a snifter

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Twenty’s Plenty

First saw these signs on a trip to Scotland so now can’t help but read them in a Scottish accent.

Clunk, click, every trip

Mrs Baggit Says
⠀⠀⠀⠀please
Take your litter home

DARE to keep kids from drink-driving