Beer and wine, feeling fine
Wine and beer, don’t drink and drive
just don’t smoke them on the top at the back at 7:30am! Its hard enough staying awake
Had a dram?
Get the tram!
Drinking to the maxi?
Better get a taxi!
Drive a three-wheeler?
Stay off the tequila!
Cheeky post-work pint, like?
Don’t get on that quad bike!
“Quadruple scotch and soda please”
“Only if you leave your keys!”
Only a fool breaks the two second rule
Thirty’s Plirty
Charlie says always tell your mummy when you drink and drive
Forty’s Morety
Fifty’s Nifty
Was attempting to distract my daughter by thinking of other forms of “ants in the pants”
My wife said “Foxes in the boxers”
I suggested “Bees where you do wee wees”. Unfortunately it was loud in the restaurant so I was forced to repeat it twice more without being overheard and after saying, “Bees where you do wee wees” for the third time I lost it completely and had to giggle to myself.