#23

Yeah I definitely don’t read the rush hour crush section really closely just in case

Fkn fascists

#24

Just read the ones dumped on seats - that way you get all the benefits of estate agent advertising without directly contributing to the Mail’s income.

#25

*asleep

#26

Enjoy waking up to see pendulum in Morden

#27

It’s so weird that people commuting have to pay to travel and don’t get paid for their hours spent commuting.

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#28

Has there been anything out of the ordinary happening in here?

#29

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#30

ARGH! The whole social board is haunted. Gonna hide behind the sofa on the music board

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#31

It’s ok though commuters, The Metro has your backs!

#32

I left my heart at the disco
Now I’m crying on the metro
Wrote your name on the window (on the window)
Oh baby I don’t know why, why did you go?
Now I’m crying on the metro
Wrote your name on the window (on the window)
I know that you gotta feel the same, baby
But I don’t have your number, only got your name
I left my heart at the disco
Now I’m crying on the metro
Now I’m crying on the metro

#33

Metro – 31 Aug 18

Emailing on the commode should be deducted from working hours

Your commode time is your personal time.

#35

I hate arriving in London by train and being immediately hit by the sight and smell of thousands of bullshit soggy discarded free papers

get rid of them all, they are embarrassing

#37

I got in that once

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#38

Shareeeeeeeef don’t like it.

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#39

Frank Beard is the only one without a beard!!!