Drove into work, water's off, drove home

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#1

You had any results recently?


#2

Drove into work, boss isn’t here, there’s fuckloads of cake in the kitchen. Going to do a bit of work, stuff as much cake down my trousers as I can fit, then fuck off home at lunchtime.


#3

I’ve WFH three days this week. Hurts my neck though as my laptop is a bit low.


#4

How’s your wfh discipline? Mine’s pretty, pretty shit.


#5

Probably do as much work as when in the office… make of that what you will.

I usually do a load of washing and start work on dinner and that sort of stuff, so everyone’s a winner.


#6

I don’t even bother with that. If I get an earful I say I’ve been working, ffs, get off my back. Then carefully hide whatever it is I’ve actually been doing all day.


#7

Wise as I never get the hero’s reception that I deserve just jealousy as she can’t WFH.


#8

Here, Lonzy, in the last week I have got home and cleaned the kitchen AND bathroom before my darling partner’s return and it has gone COMPLETELY UNNOTICED!!!

Thoughts?


#9

We are probably just baby men who feel our small tokens should be hugely rewarded… or… we are in fact heroes and should be fed grapes and fanned.

  • Baby men
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#10

Not asking for outpourings of gratitude or even any thanks whatsoever, but for it to literally not even be noticed!?


#11

Yeah, disgusting behaviour.


#12

HMRC sorted out my child benefit issues. Result.


#13

PARKLIFE!


#14

Someone’s brought some Krispy Kremes into work.


#15

Looking forward to someone wading in to tell us how awful Krispy Kremes are


#16

Kitchen’s been busy the last two times I’ve stuck my head in. Need it to be empty so I can have a nice shameless browse of all the cakes. COME ON.


#17

Our water was off a few months back at work - we were told to use the pub toilets nearby


#18

for the record it was the salted caramel cheesecake one here

absolutely lovely


#19

That sounds shit in fairness, turns out I’m the one who’s wading in here!


#20

Kraftwerk tickets :eye: