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Cripps!!!

if they’re too cold they’re not great. need to be room temp or slightly chilled imo

Don’t be like that. Just because a club isn’t for you doesn’t give you the right to criticise that club.

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mate have you seen what aggpass is saying to you?

I’ve had that guy on mute for a number of months now.

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I am a little baby and chop my apples into segments and have them with peanut butter

Love a jazz apple.

Famous for their rivalry with blood oranges

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very close to un-inviting niki to the apple club AGM

but i won’t, i’m not that mean

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eating an apple with a pen knife = undeniably great

no!

You are a good and kindly contributor to this online community.

cheese and apple sandwich

  • the best sandwich
  • I have never tried this sandwich

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I once swallowed a chunk of apple and it got lodged in my oesophagus, I had to be rushed to a specialist throat hospital in Paris, had France’s leading endoscopist flown in, and a tube rammed down my throat as a throng of medical interns watched on a big screen. I lost my job waiting tables as a result and had to leave the town in disgrace and abject poverty shortly afterwards.

Still love 'em though!

I’ll revise my stance.

Apples are certainly not my favourite fruit.

If I was really starving and there was a braeburn or jazz apple for me to eat, I’d probably eat it.

I really like apple juice and I love all forms of cooked / stewed apple.

Try this:

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i’m kinda lacking in the fruit sandwich department

think i’ve had banana… and coronation chicken which has fruit in it? can’t think of much else

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Go to an orchard on a nice Sunday in apple season. Go on. Then compare all the beautiful random varieties of dessert apples you’ll have there to the insipid shite that makes its way to supermarkets.