Don’t be like that. Just because a club isn’t for you doesn’t give you the right to criticise that club.

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mate have you seen what aggpass is saying to you?

I’ve had that guy on mute for a number of months now.

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I am a little baby and chop my apples into segments and have them with peanut butter

Love a jazz apple.

Famous for their rivalry with blood oranges

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very close to un-inviting niki to the apple club AGM

but i won’t, i’m not that mean

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eating an apple with a pen knife = undeniably great

no!

You are a good and kindly contributor to this online community.

cheese and apple sandwich

  • the best sandwich
  • I have never tried this sandwich

0 voters

I once swallowed a chunk of apple and it got lodged in my oesophagus, I had to be rushed to a specialist throat hospital in Paris, had France’s leading endoscopist flown in, and a tube rammed down my throat as a throng of medical interns watched on a big screen. I lost my job waiting tables as a result and had to leave the town in disgrace and abject poverty shortly afterwards.

Still love 'em though!

I’ll revise my stance.

Apples are certainly not my favourite fruit.

If I was really starving and there was a braeburn or jazz apple for me to eat, I’d probably eat it.

I really like apple juice and I love all forms of cooked / stewed apple.

Try this:

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i’m kinda lacking in the fruit sandwich department

think i’ve had banana… and coronation chicken which has fruit in it? can’t think of much else

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Go to an orchard on a nice Sunday in apple season. Go on. Then compare all the beautiful random varieties of dessert apples you’ll have there to the insipid shite that makes its way to supermarkets.

What about Pink Lady apple juice?

*JAM

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Copella is the best Apple juice