Love a jazz apple.
Famous for their rivalry with blood oranges
very close to un-inviting niki to the apple club AGM
but i won’t, i’m not that mean
eating an apple with a pen knife = undeniably great
no!
You are a good and kindly contributor to this online community.
cheese and apple sandwich
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I once swallowed a chunk of apple and it got lodged in my oesophagus, I had to be rushed to a specialist throat hospital in Paris, had France’s leading endoscopist flown in, and a tube rammed down my throat as a throng of medical interns watched on a big screen. I lost my job waiting tables as a result and had to leave the town in disgrace and abject poverty shortly afterwards.
Still love 'em though!
I’ll revise my stance.
Apples are certainly not my favourite fruit.
If I was really starving and there was a braeburn or jazz apple for me to eat, I’d probably eat it.
I really like apple juice and I love all forms of cooked / stewed apple.
Try this:
i’m kinda lacking in the fruit sandwich department
think i’ve had banana… and coronation chicken which has fruit in it? can’t think of much else
Go to an orchard on a nice Sunday in apple season. Go on. Then compare all the beautiful random varieties of dessert apples you’ll have there to the insipid shite that makes its way to supermarkets.
What about Pink Lady apple juice?
*JAM
Copella is the best Apple juice
Never had you pegged as a Apple Denier
I had no idea, you learn something new everyday, huh?
I belatedly voted in this poll after @ttf linked to it in the newcomers thread and look what I did to the percentages
Got to be a badge in that, hasn’t there?
