DS (dee ess)

  • directeur sportif
  • Diodorus Siculus (D.S. or DS), a first-century BCE Greek historian
  • D/s, short for dominance and submission
  • Dunajská Streda, a town in Slovakia using the car registration DS
  • Enchiridion symbolorum, definitionum et declarationum de rebus fidei et morum, book of Catholic dogma, abbreviated DS for “Denzinger-Schönmetzer”
  • ds, linguistic glossing abbreviation for “different subject” in switch-reference
  • Nintendo DS, a handheld video game console
  • Deca Sports, a sports game
  • Double Spoiler, game in the Touhou Project series
  • Dark Souls, an action role-playing game
  • Death Stranding, is an action game released for PlayStation 4, developed by Kojima Productions.
    Music
  • “D.S.” (song), a 1995 song by Michael Jackson
  • Dal segno, a navigation marker in music notation
  • “DS 21”, a 1989 song by Jane Child from Jane Child
  • DS Automobiles, a French car marque
  • Citroën DS Inside (2009 car) concept car
  • Citroën DS (1955-1975) car model
  • EasyJet Switzerland (IATA code DS)
  • Darzhavna sigurnost (Committee for State Security), a former Bulgarian secret service
  • Democratici di Sinistra (Democrats of the Left), a former Italian political party
  • Demokratska stranka (Democratic Party), a Serbian political party
  • Detective Sergeant, UK police rank
  • Detective Superintendent, UK and Australian police rank
  • Bureau of Diplomatic Security, in the U.S. Department of State
  • Dwarf spiral galaxy (dS)
  • Darmstadtium (Ds), a chemical element
  • Data science
  • Degree of substitution, relative density of substituent groups in a polymer
  • Dielectric spectroscopy, measuring dielectric properties of medium
  • Directional symmetry (time series)
  • Dnepropetrovsk Sputnik, a class of Soviet satellites
  • DS register of X86 processor
  • Avid DS, editing and effects application
  • Delegation Signer, DNSSEC record type
  • DirectShow, Microsoft API
  • ds (elliptic function), one of Jacobi’s elliptic functions
  • dS, De Sitter space
  • Down syndrome, a medical condition
  • Duodenal switch, a weight-loss surgery

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them my initials

DS al fine all day lowng

clearly not a mumsnetter

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shit yeah, that’s a good one

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A sound production technique intended to reduce or eliminate the excessive prominence of sibilant consonants.

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DS stands for “dogshit alley” amongst my mountain biking friends and refers to a specific section of urban woodland popular with dog walkers

But Sexybum starts with a Z?

I knew someone with those initials and he shat himself in the office and it rolled down his leg and they had to get an industrial cleaner in.

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For his leg?

Yeah ‘they’ - his legs.

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That specific thing has not happened to me (yet) but it does sound fairly on brand.

DS is my boss.

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In finding this image I also found this YouTube channel, which is low-key hilarious

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It’s spelt DiS

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Disappointed Shearer

They’re my initials, so this gets the F.O.E manatee* of approval

  • it’s time seals stopped hogging the limelight

JEPILPILIN KE EJUKAAN!!!

Dnipropretovsk Sputnik. As, pointless fact, my PE and French teacher was a linesman at this game.