clearly not a mumsnetter
shit yeah, that’s a good one
A sound production technique intended to reduce or eliminate the excessive prominence of sibilant consonants.
DS stands for “dogshit alley” amongst my mountain biking friends and refers to a specific section of urban woodland popular with dog walkers
But Sexybum starts with a Z?
I knew someone with those initials and he shat himself in the office and it rolled down his leg and they had to get an industrial cleaner in.
For his leg?
Yeah ‘they’ - his legs.
That specific thing has not happened to me (yet) but it does sound fairly on brand.
DS is my boss.
In finding this image I also found this YouTube channel, which is low-key hilarious
It’s spelt DiS
Disappointed Shearer
They’re my initials, so this gets the F.O.E manatee* of approval
Dnipropretovsk Sputnik. As, pointless fact, my PE and French teacher was a linesman at this game.
Boss Mell Core distortion pell!
Oh shit, is it chugging? It is! It chugs!
-Adjusts tone- -Plays- Ouch -Plays- Ouch
Is there still a part of you that wants to live?
