Duck-billed platypus (males) have a venomous spike on their feet

And it fucking kills if it gets you, morphine etc won’t touch it.

  • I know this
  • Fuck off I can’t be dealing with this on a Saturday morning

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Have you been to bed yet

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:joy: yes!

This is first thing on the agenda

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Do I not like that

02WAQplatypus

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Always suspected they were up to no good

Fuck-billed twatypus

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This is what many victims have been known to remark after an encounter with a male

They also use electricity to find their prey!

That’s cheating

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Correct

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Also one of only 5 mammals that lay eggs. Top lads.

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#notallmaleduckfilledplatypuses

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Oh apparently her indoors came in at 10am and carried me into bed and I said “cheers”

So kind of no in answer to this

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(I was passed out on the settee at the time)

I knew they were poisonous as fuck, didn’t know they had their own secret injector.

Here he is!

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