Dudes, it appears some of you don't know how to wipe your butt


#1

Some choice extracts from this delightful article:

and something truly horrifying:


#2

not clicking that spoiler


#3

I wish I didn’t


#4

classic, classic Pigfoot


#5

Grounds for divorce, that first one. Ffs


#6

not exactly suitable for the office that clip.


#7

Most relevant song for a thread EVER.


#8

I’ll never get my head round other people’s toilet habits.

Look at this, for example - I like the writer a lot and enjoy his columns, but I can never trust him again after stating he uses TWENTY-SIX SQUARES OF TOILET PAPER FOR JUST THE FIRST WIPE. What the fuck is wrong with people? Who grabs a bunch and scrubs their arse?


#9

This is fucked up. It’s like those people who take all their clothes off to go to the toilet. Appalling.


#10

“I’ve tried to instruct him how to butt”


#11

The comments are just a flame war of insane people fighting about it too. It’s as bad as sitters vs standers.


#12

^this guy has been given the keys to DiS ffs!


#13

The state of public toilets and work toilets is the main reason I’ll never truly trust or connect with people, probably


#14

#15

Love how everyone still assumes you’re a dude.


#16

A friend of mine does this, I was fucking stunned and appalled when I found out


#17

Has he explained himself?


#18

was watching that embarrassing bodies show with the bloke with the shit hair one time and there was a guy on there who’d come in to talk about ‘anal leakage’ but the doctor bloke basically told him he just wasn’t wiping his bum properly. this was a bloke in his 60s on national TV.


#19

He says he can’t think of going to the toilet with clothes on.
This is also a guy who’s addicted to soluble solpadeine.


#20

Someone I knew didn’t know what a bidet was
Thought I was talking about their birthday and was all “you wash your bum on your birthday?!”