was watching that embarrassing bodies show with the bloke with the shit hair one time and there was a guy on there who’d come in to talk about ‘anal leakage’ but the doctor bloke basically told him he just wasn’t wiping his bum properly. this was a bloke in his 60s on national TV.

He says he can’t think of going to the toilet with clothes on.
This is also a guy who’s addicted to soluble solpadeine.

Someone I knew didn’t know what a bidet was
Thought I was talking about their birthday and was all “you wash your bum on your birthday?!”

This is wonderful. Wish I could find a clip of it.

Once a year special treat only?

how do you get to marriage without figuring this out though

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Pretty much my reply verbatim

I know a few folk who are addicted to that (solp, not naked crapping).

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“it smelled like whole ass” :rofl::laughing:

oh americans.

Srsly though, how can people think it’s ok not to clean their actual arsehole? Clatty bastards.

Same as everyone else on this list
https://community.drownedinsound.com/badges/4/leader

what makes people go on that show?? I mean, props to them for being brave and also breaking down our prudish barriers, and actually talking about our bodies, which after all are natural and as a result sometimes a bit grim, But still. I would die of mortification.

Money, I suspect.

I’m just going to put this out there: there’s a poster on here who’s said they can’t use white towels to dry themselves after showering, for these kinds of reasons.

People are disgusting.

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Free private treatments for whatever your issue is.

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never even heard of half of those

Prophetic.

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Toxic masculinity.

Oooft that’s a harsh twat:nottwat ratio there

Just while we are here, talking like disgusting base level animals. A poll, attached with absolutely no judgement, other than if you go for a certain option you are a psychopath

  • I wipe sitting down
  • I stand up to wipe

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