people who drive for a living are generally the shitest and most self entitled of them all
i mean obviously ROAD TAX DOESN’T EXIST but for fucks sake, people need to learn to drive
i don’t even really care about phone use, it was a quiet road, fine, but stopping IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD being totally unaware there’s other road users behind you and being a twat when being called out on it is such shitty behaviour
I like to report those pricks to the company if I take down the name.
Then I immediately feel bad cause I imagine they have kids to feed and losing their job would mean they’re homeless or something
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Fucking hell an out of town Sainsbury’s at midday on a Wednesday is bedlam.
The organisation representing cosmetic plastic surgeons’ acronym is BAAPS.
baps!
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I’m so sorry.
Good spot.
‘Oh no, it’s Wednesday. You’re bored. You check your phone - you’ve just received some excellent spam! You are no longer bored!’
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I am getting my hair cut at a place where they play bling era rap stuff. How has my life ended up like this
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I LOVE jack’s flight club and tell all my friends to sign up! We got three return flights to Japan for less than £730 for all three through his emails. It’s amazing!
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Committee sounds like a good idea - I’m sure you’ll be ace 
Hope you’re feeling less dizzy and sick now
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just signed up
i like that they refer to themselves as JFC
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Did anyone EVER get any of those 10ps with the alphabet on?
Whiskersfinch*!
Ooh - one of those fancy limited edition Peter Rabbit ones!
Sell it on eBay for fifty million pounds!
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just walked past a schoolboy limboing underneath the Zaha Hadid installation in our maths gallery (Mathematics: The Winton Gallery | Science Museum) and i can’t stop chuckling to myself
i’m sure it’s what she would have wanted
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Just had the ugliest, but pengest tasting Shakshouka
Prob ate half a loaf of bread with it too 
eggs: top lads
She signed the letter “All yours,”
Ya yah
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