Earliest possible Wednesday morning thread


#68

people who drive for a living are generally the shitest and most self entitled of them all


#69

i mean obviously ROAD TAX DOESN’T EXIST but for fucks sake, people need to learn to drive

i don’t even really care about phone use, it was a quiet road, fine, but stopping IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD being totally unaware there’s other road users behind you and being a twat when being called out on it is such shitty behaviour


#70

I like to report those pricks to the company if I take down the name.

Then I immediately feel bad cause I imagine they have kids to feed and losing their job would mean they’re homeless or something


#71

Fucking hell an out of town Sainsbury’s at midday on a Wednesday is bedlam.


#72

The organisation representing cosmetic plastic surgeons’ acronym is BAAPS.

baps!


#73

#74

I’m so sorry.

Good spot.


#75

What on earth does this mean


#76

‘Oh no, it’s Wednesday. You’re bored. You check your phone - you’ve just received some excellent spam! You are no longer bored!’


#77

I am getting my hair cut at a place where they play bling era rap stuff. How has my life ended up like this


#78

I LOVE jack’s flight club and tell all my friends to sign up! We got three return flights to Japan for less than £730 for all three through his emails. It’s amazing!


#79

The new drinks machine in the gym us deeply unsettling.


#80

this is amazing. it looks Ballard wrote it


#81

Committee sounds like a good idea - I’m sure you’ll be ace :slight_smile:

Hope you’re feeling less dizzy and sick now


#82

Properly laughing at “Mother’s powdering her nose”


#83

A kitty on my fiddy.


#84


#85

Nodes!


#86

jfc


#87

Oh god sorry! :smiley: laughing even more now
Can you send Mother regards from all of us here at drownedinsound please?