Early Filth

[colon_closed_bracket]

Amusing myself at the thought of some overenthusiastic gameshow contestant shouting “BUTT PLUGS!”

[AQOS]

don’t want a wank tonight, cba, but I only have three days more of having the flat to myself so I feel like I should? with the door open. Just for the freedom of it. Really don’t want to. But I’m going to.

[pervo]

No no no, save your energy for three days time and dangerwank yourself into oblivion. Both sexy and mischievous.

[jordan_229]

Definitely gonna have a wank post gym. I’ll wait til I get home though

[colon_closed_bracket]

What sandwich did you go for?

[dingaling]

Pulled pork

[dingaling]

Sex vase
Sex vase
You’re a sex vase

and baby I don’t come from wales

[anon19035908]

Genuinely not sure which of these 2 belters to nominate for POTW dingers. @AQOS, the decision is yours.

[barleysugar]

Been caught wanking

• Yes
• No, that time years ago you noticed the door slightly ajar when you were wearing headphones was due to you not closing it, not because someone had walked in and you hadn’t noticed

[anon19035908]

Been caught wanking

Early Jane’s Addiction lyrics etc

[the_ravens]

Once, when I was…

Actually no I’m not finishing that

[anon19035908]

[colon_closed_bracket]

Actually no I’m not finishing that

Because someone walked in and put you off your stroke?

[keith]

Actually no I’m not finishing that

That’s what they said too.

[Gnometorious]

I had a sexy thought earlier and I thought, ‘ooh! I’ll take that to the filth thread!’ but I’m afraid, friends, I can’t remember what the thought was now

[manches]

[NoahVale]

I was absent from DiS yesterday: is it allowed to continue the Filth Thread of Friday?

[anon19035908]

do people have any particular clothes that help them feel sexy?

Paper bag over my head.

[Rarity]

Filth is allowed 24/7 imo

[anon19035908]