#23

I usually remove mine with my feet. But this is more to do with the discomfort of having to bend over (whey) than any display of sexual prowess.

#24

Iā€™d rather the socks stay on tbh.
Feet :nauseated_face:

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#25

I combine mine with the trouser removal. Itā€™s effectively but can go hilariously wrong.

#26

Actually, I donā€™t mind womens feet. Think itā€™s just mens Iā€™m not keen on. Sorry, men.

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#27

Iā€™m absolutely with you on this one Gnomesy, but socks on = even sweatier and hotter than usual, and thatā€™s not good.

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#28

I started to get offended and #notallmen, but then I realised that Iā€™d had operations on ingrowing toenails on big toes on both feet (thanks to playing squash in my twenties in fashion rather than sport trainers), and realised you probably have a point.

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#29

Totally with you on that one. I think cause women normally take care of their feet but men let them all gross and gnarly

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#31

Me and partner both play football, I run and she plays netball so we just exist in mutual foot squalor. Itā€™s fine really

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#32

Does she know?

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#33

Dublin Castle - Ā£6/Ā£5 NUS

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#34

Definitely think a single bed is best for me for sleep, plus I will likely be living in a glorified box so space will be a premiumā€¦ and single beds can be good for sex, but in the unlikely event of me having an overnight visitor, sleeping two people in a single bed is the worst, especially if it is hot.

#36

Someone should design a transforming bed that goes from a double, a bunkbed, or two singles

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#37

So I donā€™t have a cupboard but I do have a box of naughty things. A naughty box if you will. It sits under my bedside table. So anyway, time for story time with Rarity!

About three years ago now I had a few friends back at mine after a night out. It was about 4am and we were all boozed up and coked up. (I feel like I should point out now that this isnā€™t going where you think itā€™s going). Anyway, my friend Lauren wants to put her feet up so she asks around if thereā€™s anything she can use. My other friend Lizzie looks around and spots the box under the table and pulls it out. Oh, I should probably mention that the box is see-through so its contents are fairly obvious. So Lizzie starts passing the box to Lauren and in my spangled state I react by diving across the room screaming no but what is more likely me waving my arm and grunting. This obviously does nothing. Lauren takes the box, looks it for one second and then shouts ā€œRARITYā€™S GOT A NAUGHTY BOX!ā€. Everyone cracks up laughing, I die of shame and continue to die of shame every time I go out for drinks with Lauren in the 3 years since as she brings it up Every. Damn. Time.

Thank fuck sheā€™s moved to Australia now.

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#38

You do get those ones where you can have a second bed that pulls out from underneath. Maybe I should get one of those. This is all total cwbaft though.

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#39

Donā€™t wear trousers

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#40

Alright, Baz Luhrmann

#41

I am also not on trouserbook

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#42

Awww thatā€™s pretty cute

#43

If youā€™re still counting in days youā€™re doing ok :grinning:

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#44

Haha, sorry. I donā€™t want to make anyone feel bad about their feet. Itā€™s my own problem.

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