No work until 5pm today. Got a few things to do around the house but mostly just more King of the Hill, fish finger sandwiches and hanging out with this little lady.
Winning. What sauce are you having with them?
Not sure if thereās any mayo in the house which makes my decision easier. Ketchup, thick white bread, couple of slices oācheese.
Anyone want to go do my hearing for me? You only need to say āI would like to rely on my written argumentsā, theyāll refuse the application, and you then have the rest of the day to take in the delights of The Hague. You just need to be at Stansted by lunchtime.
Had one of them situations where I woke up this morning and fell back asleep for about half an hour but had a dream that felt like hoooouuurrrss. I was hosting a party or something, and everytime I left the room, the set-up would change and I couldnāt find my keys. It feels weird currently sitting in the living room having scoured the version of it in my mind for my keys.
Going to collect my train ticks in a bit. Going to that London tomorrow (if Iād prepared in advance, Iād have made a shirt that says āHello LMEā on it or something)
Decent - iām a salad creamer myself for an ffs
Never been a fan. The TV will smother hers in it though I reckon.
I am at work now. Cannot be arsed.
Coffee and faffing, then.
Horrible night last night
Fucking crap this morn
gun gun gun gun gun gun
Decided Iād be fine without a jacket for my 20 minute walk this morning, only went and snowed didnāt it?
Stupid cat woke me twice in the night/morning wanting to go out at 4am and in at 7am. Imagine having a cat flap!
Honestly considering leaving the country over the quantity of insane, pointless paperwork you need here to do the most simple things.
Bring on Brexit, lads
Didnāt know you had moved to Ireland.
Oh God, Iām sobering up!
Have a document saying āprofk has the right to healthcareā, which apparently isnāt sufficient to obtain the right to healthcare
FINE, guess I better pack.
Mondayās child can get tae fuck.
Not feeling it this morning m9s. Had a very broken nightās sleep. Bouyed slightly by my decision to get an early bird Field Day ticket now the saturday lineupās been announced.
Got accused of being a bullying skank with gonorrhoea in a Countdown group last night because I made a contextually valid crude joke referencing something the OP had recently said.
Apparently me making the joke in the first place was the real problem, rather than me being unnecessarily attacked by a shitstirring puritan cunt who is constantly telling feminazis to lighten up on Twitter. Didnāt sleep well afterwards. Exhausted from dealing with peopleās shit.
ew.