Early morning Thursday thread

[Lo-Pan]

i’m sure he’ll be along soon

[Twinkletoes]

@Jeremys_Iron

I need @crisps

Fixed this for you

[cutthelights]

oh, speaking of crisps, just had a bag of these:

great bunch o’ lads. somehow have almost exactly the taste and texture of actual chips

[pinkybrain]

there is a guy who looks like Bamnan beside me at the library, it’s like DiS is becoming real life

[Jeremys_Iron]

UPDATE: have been sick.

[Twinkletoes]

You’re in my thoughts.

[Epimer]

On my third scone of the morning. I’m having a rough day.

[1101010]

@PocketMouse

Realised that even if I can just about afford to learn to drive, there’s no possible way I can buy even a rubbish car and insurance earning what I do (live in the middle of nowhere, completely reliant on lifts so this is a big deal). Love my work place and half of the work so much, but realistically don’t think there’s much of a chance of my hours ever being increased. So at some point in the not to distant future I’m probably going to have to look at either getting a weekend job, meaning I will not have any free time beyond a couple of hours in the evenings, or trying to find a full time job that will almost certainly be less interesting and at a place I don’t really like.

(Also don’t earn anywhere near enough to ever be able to move out of my mother’s house, so yeah. I worked out the only way I could afford my own place would be to have children, and that is probably a very bad reason to have children.)

Also suffering at the moment from the two week break between the MotoGP season finishing and the ski jumping season beginning.

Man
Can you bike around there is it certain death / hills HILLS HILLS.

What about looking into scooters? Not sure what the insurance/running costs on those things are.

[Jeremys_Iron]

Thanks man! I need food now to fill this vomit shaped hole. Best to avoid coffee that’s for sure

[Jeremys_Iron]

I’m going to suggest that this might mean tatty scone.

[1101010]

Yes, unfortunately I think vegans generally view honey mass production as happening via bee slavery, so it’s generally frowned upon.

[Jeremys_Iron]

WHAT?! No dice.

[1101010]

Yeah, everyone knows you dip them in a pint of Fosters.

[_Em]

Had them as a teenager- getting them tightened does make you ache for a few days. You will prob only want to eat soft things for a few days.

[1101010]

I assume I’m safe to bring up the image of a tattie scone being dipped into Foster’s now that @Jeremys_Iron has spewed but otherwise

[Epimer]

I went dry on all three, because I’m a monster.

[Jeremys_Iron]

Fully on board now Theo but I appreciate your candour. Is there anything more grim than honking up in a work toilet?

[pinkybrain]

can I just say this is an awful gif

[Jeremys_Iron]

Going to keep watching this until I feel better

[Twinkletoes]

I honked up undigested beef burrito into a grated drain outside Hammersmith tube station in broad daylight due to food poisoning. That might be more grim?