Earth 2.0, or Massive Potentially Habitable Planet found

They’ve finally found another potentially habitable planet! Huzzah!

It’s been given the catchy name K2-18b.

Feels like finding evidence of life can’t be that far off now. Looking forward to the existential crisis that’s going to cause us all. :alien::alien::alien:

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Alright, who’s staying and who’s going

  • Earth
  • Earth II
  • depends

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Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version

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Can you arrange for me to go into some sort of stasis/hypersleep on the way to Earth II please?

Does this new earth have Capybaras?

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Might wait a bit till they set up wifi and stuff, then go

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On earth 2, the air will be wifi

Dunno. Probably got some sweet bacteria tho.

Then I’ll start packing

“We’ve got a new planet! We’re free of the shackles of our past! We can do anythi- oh, there’s already WiFi? So I can still get twitter?”

and nothing changed at all

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Bet they’re looking at us thinking, oooh that planet looks right juicy, let’s move there.

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Earth 2 but something about Fyre Festival so it’s only available to influencers.

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Hahahaha earth2ers are such fucking idiots

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A mere 111-year journey at the speed of light too.

If someone turned up here all excited about us having water, you’d be nonplussed. It just comes out of the taps mate, it’s not a big deal really.

Water? Mate I’ve got a Roomba.

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Just take some board games & books & stuff

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Take them to a flume park, they’d shit themselfs

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Too heavy at that speed.

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